Things You Must Never Do In Italy

Picture this: an American in Italy, ready to make every mistake in the book. But fear not! Here’s your cheat sheet to avoid turning into a walking faux pas factory.

1.     Sipping a cappuccino after 11:00 AM? Oh, the horror! If you're craving that caffeine boost, why not go for a macchiato instead? And remember, for the love of espresso, keep that coffee separate from your meals unless you're ready to become the talk of the town!

2.     Italians have their own unique rhythm when it comes to dining: lunch begins between 12:30 and 2:30, but dinner? That's a celebration for the night owls, kicking off in style at 9:00 PM. Night owls, get ready to shine!

3.     When dining out, embrace the excitement of the menu as it is, and resist the temptation to play "Top Chef" with your own remix. And hey, unless you're aiming to create the next big culinary dance move, leave the spoon out of your spaghetti twirling adventures!

4.     Got leftovers? Transform your bread into a sauce-sopping superhero! It's the thrilling Italian way to clean your plate!

5.     Hey, bread dunking enthusiasts! Ditch the balsamic vinegar and dive straight into the oil pool to become part of the cool club!

6.     Cheese on seafood? In Italy, that's as taboo as wearing socks with sandals—it's a definite no-go!

7.     Complaining about the food is like suggesting an Italian should revamp their grandma's cooking—it's a bold move! Unless you're prepared to see a waiter shedding tears over the spaghetti, it's best to steer clear!

8.     Forget about tipping your hat or your server here! Their paycheck doesn't depend on your spare change, so kick back and relax like a cool cucumber!

9.     Ready to go undercover in style? Ditch those flashy Nikes and Jordans and slip into some snazzy leather sandals! Strut your stuff like you're the newest Italian fashion sensation!

10.  Say goodbye to ball caps and oversized hats—Italians are far too stylish for those!

11.  Eating on the go? Brace yourself for some serious side-eye! Grab a seat and relish your gelato or focaccia at a cozy cafe or by the beach, just like a true Italian would!

12.  Cappuccino with pizza? Italians believe that's like starting a food party in your stomach!

13.  Unleash your inner fashionista when visiting a church! Swap those shorts, sleeveless tops, and caps for your beach day adventures. With a stylish scarf or jacket, you'll effortlessly stay on the heavenly VIP list!

14.  Need a taxi? Great news, you're not in New York! Just stroll over to the taxi stand and hop into the first one you spot. Forget about judging them like it's a taxi beauty contest—just enjoy the ride!

15.  Credit cards can be as unpredictable as a playful cat! Be sure to keep some Euros ready for those charming little shops and elusive public bathrooms. And make sure to pack a backup card or two, because you never know when your trusty card might decide to take a holiday!

16.  Transform your passport into the ultimate fashion statement by photocopying it, laminating it, and flaunting it like a VIP backstage pass! You never know when you'll need to show it off, and in the meantime, the original is safely relaxing back at the hotel.

17.  LEARN A FEW ITALIAN PHRASES – YOU’LL BE THE SPAGHETTI TO THEIR MEATBALLS!

Buonasera (Good evening – when the sun decides it's time for a nap after 4 pm)

Salve, mattinieri! (Good Morning)

Scusi, l'inglese lo mastichi o lo sputi? (Hey, do you juggle with English or just toss it aside?)

Il mio italiano è così buono che non lo parlo affatto (I do not speak Italian)

Grazie (Thank you)

Prego (You’re welcome - or please)

Ciao (Hello or Goodbye)

Ciao, Ciao! (Bye Bye)